Monday 31 March 2008

Extra Length for Brummies Scares the Locals

The girls of Wales collectively went weak at the knees earlier today when it was revealed that Ben Williams will be arriving later this month with even more length than last year!

Addfwyn, 23 of Aberdovey, needed medical attention when she realised the impact of this news. We caught up with her at the back of the ambulance where she told us "This sort of thing just isn't normally heard of in these parts. Us country girls can only dream of seeing the length that Ben is rumoured to be in command of".

Sharron, 35 of Dudley who witnessed the additional length at her local driving range recently had to be carried from the scene, although it is rumoured she has seen a great deal of length and width in her time...

Wednesday 19 March 2008

OverThe Hill?

The SCC comittee would like to wish a warm congratulations to Benjamin Williams for reaching the knee crippling age of 30. It's a testament to Nick Brooker that he plan's to stick with his aged playing partner since Ben's abilities will soon be deteriorating (further).

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to Benjamin,
and a very Happy Birthday to you Sir.