Sunday 19 February 2012

Return to competetive golf "couldn't have gone better" says SCC returnee Miller

Hole in one! The magic words all golfers love to hear. Matthew Miller, 67 this July, celebrates his first ever below: Whilst facing a tough tussle with his wife in the inaugral 'Mead Open Farm Crazy Golf Challenge', Miller showed his warm up regime was starting to pay dividends. Revelling in the extreme pressure from his wife (of whom it has been noted by no lesser an authority than S. Guyton esq that she is "the purest striker of a ball in the Guyton family" ho ho Neil!) , Miller strode purposefully to the 7th tee and stroked his putt unerringly into the hole.

An added bonus for Miller appeared in his discovering his 'ball of choice' for this year's SCC:










Friday 17 February 2012

Captain Williams is 'Court Out'

Here at Age Concern we take all discrimination seriously. It appears that one of our elder members, 83 year old Matthew Miller of Tring, is considering bringing action against this year's SCC Captain, Dominic Williams for deliberate and blatant 'Age-ism' in 'dropping him like a bad habit' from this years update email. In news sure to send ripples of shock round the SCC world, he has discounted consulting fellow SCC'er Mattkinson for legal advice as he found him "too expensive and doesn't fancy being charged £250 an hour to talk to his secretary". Miller has instead gone with the vastly experienced Doris Spaniels-Ears, pictured here at recent celebrations for her 100th consecutive case win (i think):


The latest issue of 'Saga' will have a full interview with Mr Miller. In it he recounts his fond memory of the last SCC he attended (winning it) and notes how much he is looking forward to triumphing in this years 'Nose Off' with the 'vaguely' better looking Williams brother.