Monday 15 April 2013

The excitement builds...

As the main event draws near the SCC boys have been busy congregating in packs to hone their skills:

Seddon/Gayton - Bolton Old Links- Friday 12th April 
Inside reports suggest that although Gayton started well, carding an impressive level after 11 holes, his high fade seemed again to be his weakness and left him with a miserable finish. Seddon on the other hand just couldn't get the round going, finishing last behind a group of 18 - 36 handicappers.
Mr Seddon Senior had this to say to the waiting reporters, "I can't say im surprise, he talks a big game and he has plenty of time to practise, if he could just concentrate and stop fucking off to various countries to 'work' then i feel he is in with a shout of another first place finish this year."

Bumwell / Brooker / Willams.B (and Matkinson) - Brum - Saturday 13th April
Although no golf was played, serious discussion were held on this years strategy to prevent Bumwell from securing a 7th win.  The highly acclaimed player didnt have much to say on the issue as he was too busy signing autographs, seen by his absence below.
No-one knows what the two golfers and Matkison were discussing in this leaked photo, but undercover reporters suggest that Matkison was spouting a convincing lie that he beat someone in a knockout match earlier in the day.

Williams.D - Vegas - Sunday 14th April
Trying to drum up support from the American contingent, the door-to-door Wispa salesman is visiting city of sin to get some well needed sleep from his at home commitments. Only time will tell if this huge break in his pre-SCC practise will be devastating on the final day.

Miller/Porter - Travelodge - Monday 15th April
Not to be left out the two workhorses of the SCC have had their own special meeting this morning at a hotel just outside Brighton. Ever the shroud businesman Porter only paid for the room for an hour, this was obivously enough time for the two to frantically practise their putting skills coming from the shouts of 'In the Hole'. Miller, clearly drained from the intense session, only managed to give a quick wave to his fans as he limped to his waiting car.