Friday 14 September 2007

Merry Men are Merry no More

In an unprecedented day of events, further controversy has beset preparations for SCCIII.
It is understood that Team Nottingham is experiencing a period of team unrest and we can exclusively reveal, here on the SCC official pages, that Dominic "Maid Marrion" Williams has deserted Simon "Tuck" Porter and relocated to Leicestershire.
It is understood that the house move is down to "family" reasons and rumours are rife about the iminant arrival of a child in the cap. It would be in good company, as both Nottingham players are widely regarded on tour as "a pair of big babies".
This set-back is the last thing that the tight-wearing sissies would have wanted following their wooden spoon winning performance last year, and will send shock waves which are sure to reach the deepest roots of the Major Oak.
Nobody at Team Nottingham was available for comment this afternoon, but an official statement is due from Nottingham Castle early tomorrow.

1 comment:

Si Porter said...

Don't we make a lovely couple ?