Wins, losses, draws, emotiontional ineptitude and most amazingly no lawsuits.
All of these things have done nothing to impede this years Captain Miller Millar who through his bravety and tenacity has managed to setup one of the most anticipated golfing events of the year. Whilst managing to push back the Ryder Cup (the lesser known golf event) to a more acceptable viewing time, the main SCC tributes will have performed to their impressive golfing abilities in the enduring and relentless test that the UK has been waiting for.
This years host course barlady incumbent, Gwyn Owen Griffiths Taffy of Southerndown GC, has commented thusly.
“We welcome back the SCCers for their second apperance after a torturous first hosting only a few 8 (sic) years ago. Nobody knows what happened, who won, or even why they played. We said “hwyl fawr a fuck off” to them all those years ago, yet despite either a lack of options, moral compass of a pure desire to overcome adversity, they are back again. What a bunch of complete cunts.”
Cunts indeed, some might say, but not cunts completey, you may be surprised to find out.
Since the last a full post was made a few changes have happened along the way. We, here at the “Blogspot” would like to fill you in on what has happened to yours heros (sic) over those past 10 years
Miller Millar (captain) - whilst navigating his meteroric rise to the captaincy has had (some would say) a rather “tricky” time and has battled with some tough demons. None more so than Dom giving him cancer with a hot spiked curry. Neverthless this did not stop him from cheating death and remaining the oldest on tour.
Ben Williams - a shell of a man who’s waking life soley focuses on looking in the mirror, wondering how he became related to Dom (see above) - but also has the luckiest winningest ability of any SCCer despite having airborne AIDs nearly every event
Dom Williams (see above - then above Ben) - just a cunt of man, still. He hasnt changed. Of course we all love him, but really, come on.
Neil Guyton - despite having a flare for maths and stats, he managed to “lose” all of them in a freak sacking from his previous job, involving a length of hose, two bottles of lube and a new found friend in a man called Stavros who irons his underwear
Matkinson - he’s still clinging onto the thought that nobody has noticed that tattoo. His favourite 6 iron has been retired for a 6-wood and now living in the shires, he thinks that a flat cap, barbour jacket, checked blue shirt and having his meagre cock out is acceptable dress wear to a good old fashioned debate about immigration in the town hall. Seriously, no hats inside.
Nick Brooker - despite his golfing prowess and multiple wins over the past 10 years, Nick still hasnt made the open (Dom you owe me a £10
Chris Seddon - he abandoned his home country to prosper crypto in the foothills of Vancouver many years ago. Many wished he would never return apart for the SCC, they were grateful for his acceptance to the request.
Pete Bramwell - The Bulimic Pie Eater has struggled with his partner selection over the years, and mainly he has lucked out finding many of the reputable gentleman above to carry his increasing weight over the 36 hole competition. This year he has opted for a buggy to the delight of the field.
What will happen this year? Nobody knows. We do know, though, that they will have a fucking blast doing it!
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