Thursday 7 April 2011

Newsflash from Augusta...

Tiger Woods has announced as he chases another major title he felt the need to change his short game / putting coach and who better to take on this position than Team Nottingham’s Dom Williams. Williams jnr has been spotted on the greens at Augusta after being flown out last night following his extraordinary performance at the Old Speckled Hen Golf Day at Coxmoor. Williams Jnr only four putted once and managed approximately 10 three putts on greens that were thought to be faster than those at Augusta, this is the kind of form that he hopes to pass on to the former world number 1 this week. In other news, Nick Brooker has been placed on suicide watch following his completely humiliating 5 and 4 defeat to Pet ‘Tubby’ Bumwell at the weekend. A source close to Brooker (thought to be Supermarket Sweep extraordinaire Dale Winton) said that Brooker was a broken man… but he hoped a bit of retail therapy and a good old fashioned buggering should do the trick and have him right as rain within a few days!

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