Wednesday 27 April 2011

Team Manchester enter the final stages

It has been a gruelling winter's training for Team Manchester this year, with Neil 'Massive High Fade' Guyton (43) working relentlessly to achieve a commendable promotion with his local ladies hockey team and Peter 'Steady as a Rock' Bramwell (28) working tirelessly to bring down his handicap. As we can see below, the training for this years SCC 'The Times They Are A Changing' 2011 tournament has been so arduous that Mr Guyton has only time to hang Edward 'Lower Handicap than Si Porter' Guyton out to dry, rather than towel him down.





This years favourites will be meeting up tonight for the annual pre-SCC "Who should play out of their skin and carry the other team-mate" match. With Peters recent form (shot a 79 with a quadruple bogey to come down from 13.0 to 12.2) in Medal 1, it is no surprise that he is this years bookies favourite at 2/1. Whilst there is no surprise that Nick 'Still Gay' Brooker is again odd's on favourite to abandon all toys on the first tee at a huge 1/14.

Following tonights Team Manchester meeting, there with be a 'Clash of the Titan's' on Friday 29th at 9.30am, hosted by Royal Hale GC. This year see's the leading team players from each of the SCC teams meeting for what is expected to be a huge crowd puller. This year unfortunately no team member from Team Liverpool could be present (due to a lack of invitation) so a representational appearance for Matkinson will take place in the form of Mrs E Williams (34). Mrs Williams current husband and all round gay Dom 'C' Williams (39 1/2) gave a quick interview this week before Fridays big event, "Well, it goes without saying that apart from SCC, playing Royal Hale GC is the highlight of my golfing calendar. The tough pin positions are a challenge for any good golfer, and although I have heard some people talk down the course for being only 9 holes, I myself believe that the completely and utterly different tee positions on the back 9 make this definitely an 18 hole course to be reckoned with. Hale you have done yourself proud and I look forward to fatting it all the way round on Friday."

We look forward to hearing the results and no doubt an update will appear soon.

PB

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