Tuesday 6 May 2014

As the 2014 version of the most anticipated annual event in sports nears, tension is beginning to mount amongst the competitors. While Aberdovey prepares to host the SCC for the second time, this will provide no crumbs of comfort to those who ventured on to the revered links in 2007. Here, we take a look back at the top 4 memorable moments from the first visit all those years ago:
4. Propping up the Top 4 is the weather. While SCC competitors are not adverse to a bit of wind, 2007 was not played in a ‘bit of wind’ – drivers going 150 yards, wedges moving further sideways than forwards and putts veering of line were………………………all characteristics of Pi Sorters game, and then the wind started to blow!!!! Should the weather conditions repeat, we are all looking forward to the first shot in SCC history to go backwards – Matthew Miller, you have been warned, skyed 5 irons are no good here!!!!!!!
3. In third place is the birth of ‘You have to take the rough with the smooth’ – An unassuming hole, no more than 300 yards, a train track running down the left with undulations in front of the green. The author of this article did not see the offending shot however he is led to believe it went something like this. A tight match was ensuing between Team Liverpool and Team Nottingham when Pi Sorter steps up to play his second into the green, a slight top, a bounce off a grassy knoll, through a bunker, over the bridge, through the windmill, past the clowns down the ramp to settle by the side of the hole. The shot however, is not what makes the Top 3 but the reaction of Team Liverpool member Mattkinson which folklore shows was more akin to a 3 three year old who has just dropped his favourite teddy in the mud!!!!
2. In second place is Team Liverpool again – picture the scene, each player (including serial wanger Chris Seddon) with a 2 foot putt to halve the match – a formality surely. ‘Don’t worry partner, I’ve got this’ came the shout from Seddon, however the joker hadn’t taken into account the vicious inch of break and his putt slid by. Nevermind, they can’t miss both can they – the rest, as they say, is history and one of the most jaw dropping moments since Ben Williams was photographed with his todger out on the back nine at Pyle & Kenfig!!
1. Taking the ‘plaudits’ on the top of the podium however, and there can be no doubts or arguments about this one, comes everyone’s favourite Massive C and can be summed up in 2 words – 14 BALLS!!!! How one person can come to lose so many balls in one round of golf without walking off is beyond me – how you can continue to hit the same shot on to the railway line time after time is beyond me – how the same person can be the most successful SCC competitor of all time is also beyond me (drug testing has since been introduced) - all I can say is Thank god the format of the SCC has changed for this visit to Aberdovey!!!!

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