Thursday 8 May 2014

Pot C’s President C announces SCC 9 preparations

Buckinghamshire’s Basement SCC pin-up, President C Seds’ PR team were extremely vocal today, with the crowd favourites schedule hitting the media airwaves. Following a fall from SCC 7 Champion and holder of the famous White No1 Golfer Mug, it has been a tough year for the big hitting engaged northerner. Speaking after a cruel double count back decision, denying him a first win on the Crown Jewels 2014 Tour with a credible 33pts around the tight Chiltern Forest, Mr President said “I’ve gone through some major swing changes and Butch has been very patient with me. I would have had more time with the worlds best coaches but that w*nker McIlroy had hogged them all, panicking with his shitty Nike clubs. I am looking forward though to giving the new putter as many hits as possible and I know Aberdovey won’t let me down”.

With some impressive performances at the end of last season with a win over Matt Kinson at the Highgate Open and Nick Faldo in a Midlands Challenge, the odds of C seds conquering again have been slashed across the bookies.

Mr President will begin his preparation tour with a Matt Kinson v Seds 2013 Highgate GC Open decider (sponsored by Aberdovey’s 18th unreadable green) on Fri 9th May. From here Seds heads to Royal St Davids on Wed 14th May for a charity match, Faldo V Massive C (sponsored by Motocaddy). With one links knock under his belt, he then heads for the annual Big Wangs Open, this year hosted by Borth GC. The 2014 teams will also be drawn at this event as an SCC first!

“It’s going to be an awesome event. I can’t wait for the annual scramble for a decent room, the Captains Quiz and the general bullshit in the air. Roll on SCC 9 and LET’S……GET……BLOBBY!!!!"

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