Following the recent allegations of his embarrasing incontinence, yet more turgid rumours have come to light.
"I like to have a good time," says SCC Captain Neil Guyton, 27, "And if that means surrounding yourself in beautiful women while urinating, then i will most certainly take part." Seen here in recent grainy photographs, the SCC Captain is quickly gaining a Freddie Flintoff reputation as sponsors quickly withdraw from this years competition.
A spokesman from Malibu said, "This is clearly not the kind of actions we like our product to be associated with. No matter how much people drink, we certainly don't want them p*ssing themselves. Quite frankly, Neil has disgraced himself and our brand, he should be ashamed of himself!"
It also seems that Neil's golf isn't the only thing being affected. A leaked source has also found out that he got given a pasting in a recent Squash Competition with team partner Peter Bramwell, 25. We did try to get a statement from Peter, all he said was this, "I will neither deny nor confirm the allegations. It was a very close match, and both parties were pleased with the outcome. I don't think that he should give up his day job though."
A statement will be released from Neil Guyton's press office later on today.
1 comment:
So busted! you should be getting early nights, saving strength and working out how to hit the ball properly. I 'd also like to ask if Guyton has got shut of his Driver which is now band from 1st January 2008. The illegal stick is no more!!
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