Thursday 10 January 2008

Uncertainty reigns over Team Liverpool replacement

The first 'alternate' for the 3rd annual Second City Challenge, Mr C. Seddon, was approached by the incumbant Captain on Thursday afternoon to join the ranks of Team Liverpool.

Organisers were left somewhat apprehensive however, when the 5 handicapper from Horwich, Bolton, indicated that work commitments on the Friday, thereby missing 36 of the 54 holes, may have to take priority.

Chris Seddon's management, known by the SCC to be Mike Nowland, is looking into the possibility of 'pulling a sickie' or rearranging said commitments. Chris made the following comments with regards to his predicament

'It leaves me feeling as sick as a one of Luke Porter's dumps that I might not be able to make the SCC. I have worked hard all year to improve my golf to a standard which would be deemed acceptable for such high class opponents, and although I am not quite there yet, it is with great sadness that 'Blowing my own trumpet' is what pays the bills.'

With that Mr. Seddon left to chants of 'Trumpet, trumpet, trumpet' to which the astonishing reply was 'STOP NOBBING AROUND'.

The future of Team Liverpool will become clearer next Tuesday when Chris is able to give a firm answer to the invitation.

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