Turgid rumors are rife again as "Sharron" stepped out from the silhouette of controversy. "I know what i saw, but i was mistaken", Sharron, 35, from Dudley announces, "It appeared to be huge but actually i was much closer than i first thought. So close, in fact, i am now taking antibiotics and have a mutated strain of tonsilitis/flarangitis/larangitis (delete where applicable) which altered my perception of 'length' and indeed 'depth'. I feel deeply ashamed to have collapsed at the scene and wish that i had never been caught up in this tangled web of deceit."
On a lighter note, Peter, 25 (but looks more of a 24), was out practicing for his warm up match against team mate Neil, 34 (and feeling the years), last night and can announce that he is "Bloody awesome". Though he doesn't like to brag about it much.
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