Monday 25 March 2013

New Love Sparks SCC 8

With time ticking away on the Opening Ceremony of SCC, it seems romance is in the air and having a remarkable effect on the golfers results. Odds on Tiger (porter) Woods to be named No 1 Golfer at this years event have been slashed. Woods has been on an impressive streak in form after recently announcing his steamy relationship with Lyndsey Vonn, US World cup & Olympic Downhill ski champion (pictured together below). After moving into pot 2 at last years event, 'Si'ger has his eyes firmly on joining the big boys in the top pot. Woods commented "there's no way that 'hit it and hope' Captain C Seddon can remain up in pot 1. He got away with it big time last year and I firmly believe he'll be contributing heavily to the blobometer at SCC 8." Betting odds confirm these suspicions as Mr Captain has managed just 2 rounds of golf this year due to the new love interest in his life combined with the recent artic conditions. Seddon confirmed his new regime of early mornings and picking up shit is having a real knock-on effect on his preparations and he can't get enough of it..... On other news, the SCC Commitee can confirm a new award for this years event. With the insertion of the 'Blobometer', it has been decided the blobiest member of the group with be presented with an intellectual goblet to be paraded at the 'SCC Bad Shirt after party' and will be the winners for the following 12 months. We believe everyone will agree that no player will want to be the holder of such a title but the award will be presented to Benjamin Williams at this years opening ceremony based on last years results. Players.....get.....practising!

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