Friday 15 March 2013

Rasmus II 'finds higgs-boson particle'

Worlds greatest scientists 'in state of shock and awe'

Startling news from our science correspondent that, such is the complexity of the latest version of Rasmus II it is alleged to have beaten CERN's Hadron Collider in identifying the 'Higgs-Boson' particle. Scientists are also investigating claims from it's inventor, B. Williams esq. that it can be used to travel back in time as well as, perhaps most shockingly, allow the user to manipulate it in such a manner as to make it's creator's score card 'look acceptable'.

Asked to comment on this startling revelation, Prof. Stephen J Hawking had this to say:
"Balls. Beaten to the punch by some bum bandit. Still at least i can wang a 3 Iron further than half the SCC'ers"

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