Sunday 10 January 2010

Team Liverpool Rule Themselves out of SCC 2010 Race


Team Liverpool pairing, Captain Mattkinson and Christopher Seddon were recently quizzed about their chances at SCC 2010. The pair were quick to write off their chances and when asked if they would pose for SCC Blogspot.com, they adopted a stance highlighting both their golfing prowess and their general likeability factor. Mattkinson stated "Team Liverpool are talked about every year as having an outside chance of finishing within the top 3, however Chris and I are more realistic than that. We know that we are both Losers (as highlighted in the attached image) and that our golfing talent is less than substandard, however we do enjoy taking part in the tournament as we get to spend time with the likes of 'Long shlong' Dom Williams, Neil 'high fade' Gayton and Nick 'I have found my penis' Brooker which in itself is a huge honour.
Pet Bumwell of a posh area outside of Manchester had a different take on the reported photograph. Bumwell went on record stating that the scouse pairing were actually demonstrating that they are actually as dim as they look and conforming to the stereotype that all scousers (even fake ones) are stupid. It is Bumwell's opinion that the pairing were actually describing themselves as a brace of massive C's, but they unfortunately spelled out L's for losers which Bumwell was quick to highlight is also actually the case!
2010 should prove to be another competitive year within the greatest golfing tournament the planet has ever seen, it is fair to say that anyone of the four teams could win it, however the likely outcome is that one of the sides from the East Midlands will probably be victorious for the first time!

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