Tuesday 6 July 2010

Brooker pays ultimate price for victory

Only hours after clinching his 4th Major (Individual) Title and only days away from attempting to secure his 2nd team crown in what would be surely be considered one of the greatest golf seasons ever, Brooker's participation has been thrown into serious doubt.

The main draw for the Tenby event appears to have 'shot his bolt' early amidst rumours of GA seriously affecting his gait. Analysts, when commenting on Brooker's schedule last week had their fears that the heat / Brooker weight / hairy arse combo could threaten his long term health. David Feherty was heard saying "It's going to be bloody hot to be sure and his bum bum will be sweating a treat, this could spell disaster and put him out for weeks, if not the rest of the season".

Team Birmingham have refused to comment but an oxygen chamber has been seen being installed into Team Birmingham HQ surely in an attempt to get the hot property and all round hot guy ready for this massive weekend. In addition SCC Blogspot has also found a massive jar of Vaseline in the bins round the back of Brum HQ which could suggest that the Brummies are remaing positive and preparing for the gruelling 54 holes.....or something else!!

SCC Blogspot will keep you updated on all breaking news in the final hours leading up to SCC 2010

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