Tuesday 13 July 2010

...excerpt from Retail Weekly - "American Golf Watford branch reports record sales"

Shop Manager Daniel Notquitegoodenoughtobeagolfpro reported a boom in golf ball sales this week, especially of the harder two piece variety favoured by high handicappers. Daniel stated, "I've never seen anything like it, some chap in a red polo shirt came in singing "We are the champions" and proceeded to buy up all our boxes of low to mid range golf balls. It's almost as if he were stocking up after losing a load recently."
Retail Weekly has been unable to locate exactly who this mysterious Red Polo shirted gentleman was as of going to press. If any of our loyal readers can help please contact us.

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