The SCC: Green Keepers of the UK scramble to save Ryder Cup after 'Brain Dead Open'!

Thursday 15 July 2010

Green Keepers of the UK scramble to save Ryder Cup after 'Brain Dead Open'!

The finest Green staff of the the UK have been rounded up today as a nightmare scenario has developed at the Ryder Cup hosts 2010 Celtic Manor resort. SCC 2010 Team Loser Dominic (thank god my 25yard putts off fairway go in) Williams was seen digging it off the 1st tee at the '2010 Course' in the annual Brain Dead Open sponsored by Longridge golf ball retrievers. After shooting 123 with only 18 putts, the greens men have ordered 200 tonnes of divot mix and needed 3 bouncers to remove a Massive C from the bar/ clubhouse. An order of 400 bushes was needed as cataclysmic damage has been caused, mainly on the left side from every tee for 75 yards. The trees on the right of every hole roughly 150 yards off the tee have also taken a huge bashing. After seeing the ball flight of a female from Williams at last weeks SCC 2010, its a huge surprise Celtic Manor Officials did not invite the man of the moment, Team Manchester's Matthew (don't worry Neil, I sorted it) Miller.

A spokesmen from Celtic Manor quoted, "I can not portrait the disappointment the members of the R&A and all golf fans displayed on Saturday afternoon seeing Team Liverpool throw away another SCC. To top it off, we now have to deal with this mess that the Brain Dead Open has left us with. It is a dark moment for the history of Golf."

Can the Ryder Cup be saved with only 2 months to go? We wait to see what the golfing gods may bring...

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SCC History

The idea of an annual golfing challenge between Birmingham and Manchester was first proposed at some time over the Christmas of 2005. Since that time, two-ball teams have fought over a gruelling weekend for the honour of calling their city ‘Britain’s Second City’.

Royal Nefyn Golf Course in North Wales hosted the first competition over the Easter of 2006.

The representatives of Birmingham, Nicholas Brooker and Benjamin Williams fought to the last hole of an intense weekend of golf, over three rounds, only to succumb to a world-class put on the final hole from Peter Bramwell, representing Manchester. Neil Guyton, the other member of the Manchester pairing carded an estimated two under par for the final round to help the Mancunians to the title of Britain’s Second City, 2006.

The success of the competition in its fledgling year was enough to generate interest from other cities around the country believing they can stake a claim to the title of Britain’s Second City.

The competition moved to Royal St Davids in 2007 and witnessed a swelling in competitor numbers with the introduction of groups from Liverpool and Nottingham. Mathew Atkinson playing for Liverpool and Simon Porter and Dominic Williams playing for Nottingham were unable to mount any sort of a challenge in the new format competition. Manchester retained their crown after another tense final hole in which Nottingham could have won either the title or wooden spoon. They ended up with the latter. Birminghams challenge was dealt a cruel blow as Ben Williams was struck down by tonsilitus.

SCC2008 was hosted by Averdovey over a cold and windy April weekend. For the first time, competitor numbers were at capacity with the addition of Chris Seddon to the Liverpool team. As seems to be the tradition with the competition, the title went to the last hole where Birmingham held their nerve against a rejuvinated Nottingham pairing. Liverpool collected the wooden spoon.

SCC2009 tooks the competitors to South Wales and the Pennard Golf Club, near Swansea. With a surge of golf club membership over the summer, the event promised to dish up golf of an even higher quality than had been witnessed so far. However, the extreme challenge presented by Pennard reduced the competetors to wrecks of the former golfers they once were! Manchester secured their 3rd title at the 16th hole of the final round against a highly competitive Team Liverpool. Birmingham narrowly beat Liverpool to second place with a final round victory over the wooden spoon winners Nottingham.

2010 was a big year for the SCC. The 5th year anniversary competition saw the teams take on a the new challenge of Tenby Golf Course. In a break with tradition, this years captain was elected from outside of the original foursome and all agreed than Matkinson did an excellent job. Neil Guytons absence from the Team Manchester line up did little to change the recent trend. Pet Bumwell, partnered by Matt Miller, chalked up another victory on the excellent Tenby track. The only thing counting against the course was the huge journies faced by all.

2011 saw Nick take up the captaincy reigns. The SCC went back to it's roots and introduced Nottingham and Liverpool to the wonders of the old course at Neffyn.

2012 is a seminal year in the history of the competition. The format and name were both changed in order to expand the number of competitors to 9. The Second City Challenge from this point on became simply The SCC. The new competition now pitches 3 3-ball teams against each other, drawn according to handicap this year, but in future years based upon performance in the previous years competition. The first test of the new competition was held at Pyle and Kenfig. 'Getting blobby' was born amidst some high scoring as a result of the usual SCC weather.

2013 took The SCC to North Wales Golf Club, Llandudno in the hope of providing a slightly less harsh golfing test for the players. The rain and wind stayed away for the most part and scores were must improved. An early target for best individual score was set by B Williams of 46 points (off a handicap of 20).

Thursday 15 July 2010

Green Keepers of the UK scramble to save Ryder Cup after 'Brain Dead Open'!

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